To: All Employees
Re: Halloweeve Pitcher Night – Saturday, October 24th

For centuries, The Company has celebrated pagan culture through its Arts!Alive! program. From the creation of Stonehenge, to sponsoring Saturday Night Live’s “Goth Talk”, to the career of writer-in-residence Dan Brown, the company has worked tirelessly to drive global pagan culture forward.

Every autumn, the company’s Arts!Alive! program has supported a particular pagan cause, and 2009 is no different. This year, the program looks forward to celebrating Halloweeve, this Saturday, October 24th.

To kick off this autumn’s program, The Company will host a Pitcher Night on Saturday, October 24th, one week in advance of Halloween. The event will be held at the Peter McManus Veteran’s Hall, starting at 9pm. Entertainment will be provided by a number of New York City improvisers. In keeping with the spirit of Arts!Alive!, ALL EMPLOYEES MUST ATTEND this gathering or YOU WILL BE FIRED. That said, those expressing particular enthusiasm for Halloweeve WILL BE REWARDED.

We look forward to your forced contribution to the success of this year’s program.