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May 12th, 2009

To: All Employees
Subject: The Company Store
Date: July 14, 2004

The Company is pleased to announce The Company Store, a depot of high-quality company merchandise at reasonable prices.

Unlike all other Company business endeavors, this venture is not for profit. The listed price is the lowest available price through our current joint venture partner cafepress.com. We have passed all savings onto you, our noble laborer.

We hope that you will enjoy the selection of fine products that we have carefully designed and manufactured for your enjoyment. Just like our employees, they are of the highest caliber. Please browse our online catalog and order today!

Please note that Company shirts cut a fine figure both at Pitcher Nights and in Del Close Marathon openings. Those wearing Company merchandise at either event will be immediately promoted.

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